The new axis of evil

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As is my want when the weather is nice, I like to sit outside and watch the traffic go by. It is a terrific opportunity to meet people, discuss stuff of the daily sort and watch the seasons change.

This past week I am outside reading an advance copy of my brother's book
The Wakota Incident (shameless plug) and suddenly a piece of wood falls to the ground. I look up and this gray squirrel is busy chewing away at the apex of my building roof. He is trying to get behind the spokes and knobs to create a winter nest. There is heavy-duty screening behind the woodwork, but that is not slowing him down from damaging the woodwork.

I had hoped to repaint the spokes, knobs and balls with a Queen Anne painted lady effect, but if I am going to have to deal with a determined nest of squirrels every year, I am going to have to get pre-emptive. Forget any earlier implications I may have made about how mischievous and cute squirrels behave. The squirrels must go.