Brad Pitt on W
It's
a poorly kept secret that Brad Pitt and I have had a
professional feud for years. He won't return my phone
calls and I probably wouldn't return his phone calls
if he ever called. Kind of like Kid Rock and Tommy
Lee.
Be that is it may, and in a completely objective
observation, I need to call Brad out on his cover
photo in the February issue of W Magazine. The photo
was taken by Chuck Close (one of my favorite artists)
and in typical Chuck Close fashion, every flaw is
brought to attention in macroscopic detail.
The most interesting flaw is how the bank of three
lights in the eye on the right is on the right side
of the pupil, but in the other eye, these lights are
on the left side of the pupil.
Remember, friends don't let other friends Photoshop
drunk.